Today we watched Dhoom 2 in history. I felt proud of myself for being able to understand EVERYTHING they were saying. However, what really made my day was the sight of two goras walking out of the class singing "Doom Macha-lay Doom Macha-lay Doom". They think they know everything about Bollywood. MBL.

Today, my mom specifically asked my grandma to send over a steel cup from Pakistan. Supposedly water tastes better in it. MBL.

Today, my baby cousin was born. I'm almost 25 years old. I'll be 45 when he's 20. MBL.

Today, my mom told me she'd be gone for about a week to my aunts house and that she's making me about 5 dishes of food and putting it in the freezer for me to eat. MBL.

Today, I realized that the only people who ride bicycles with baskets around my campus are Indians. MBL.

Today, my friend who has been at college for months came to my house to hang out with me. After he left, my mother, with the biggest smile on her face, eyebrows up, and nodding her head up and down commented, "He's getting very "healdy", isn't he?" MBL.

Today, my mom made curry chicken. My hair is so think it absorbs any strong smell around. When I took my dog for a walk, all the Indians who walked by smiled at me. MBL.

Today, my mom told me that if I ever kiss a guy I'll have to marry him immediately. MBL.

Today, I discovered that my dad recycles his toothpicks. MBL

Tonight, my mom wouldn't let me finish my english project at night because it required cutting some paper. The project is due tomorrow. She rather have me fail than have bad luck. MBL.

Today, my dad brought home a dog from the pound. My mom yelled and ran around in circles, then some how broke the coffee table. The dog didn't even chase her. MBL.

Yesterday, I sprained my ankle and my mom put some yellow stubstance on it as a home made remedy. I woke up today with a permanant yellow stain on my foot. I realized this after I wore flipflops to school and everyone asked me why my foot looks like it had been urinated on. MBL.