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Today, I got an invite for a malu (south indian) flag football tournament. I checked the creators of the group and wasn't surprised to see all their last names as "Thomas." MBL.

#25 (0) - Sep 12, 2009 05:03 PM by Rayray - Miscellaneous - I giggled, you are Brown! (38) - FAIL! This is Crap! (8)


Even professional Indian actors have a staring problem.

#50 (0) - Sep 14, 2009 01:43 PM by laktoast - Entertainment - I giggled, you are Brown! (42) - FAIL! This is Crap! (11)

Today my mom was happy that she finally got a Dish to see all of her indian dramas. What made her even more happy was the fact that we were splitting the bill with 6 other families. MBL.

#230 (0) - Sep 30, 2009 01:09 AM by dishbeatscable - Money/Cheapness - I giggled, you are Brown! (32) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

When I was little, my mother used to make pissing noises when she wanted me to pee. She claimed it would magically make me piss even when I didn't want to. It always worked. MBL.

#14 (0) - Sep 12, 2009 03:41 AM by pizz - Family - I giggled, you are Brown! (101) - FAIL! This is Crap! (11)

Today, my brown friend asked me where her "mo-by-al" phone was. MBL.

#282 (0) - Oct 8, 2009 01:02 AM by fabio - Miscellaneous - I giggled, you are Brown! (36) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, my father offered to get me a Corvette if I go into Pre-Med. When I told him I wanted to do business he offered me a Tata. MBL.

#101 (0) - Sep 17, 2009 05:19 PM by Yousef - Family - I giggled, you are Brown! (31) - FAIL! This is Crap! (20)

Today my mom was packing to go visit Pakistan. She packed 2 suitcases, one for her clothes, and the other for candy, shampoo, lotion, spaghetti, perfume, and deodorant to give as gifts to my relatives. Who the hell gives spaghetti as a gift? MBL.

#89 (0) - Sep 16, 2009 04:46 AM by katkat2 - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (96) - FAIL! This is Crap! (10)

Today my mom asked me how school was and I said boring. She proceeded to beat me with a belan at home.MBL

#290 (0) - Oct 8, 2009 10:12 PM by KV - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (25) - FAIL! This is Crap! (16)

Every time I drive with my mom she glances at the speedometer every 30 seconds to make sure I am right at or under speed limit. MBL.

#246 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 01:07 AM by vroomvroom - Miscellaneous - I giggled, you are Brown! (26) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today, my mamu tried to trick me to go into Pre Med by showing me the 2010 mercedes benz he bought. It totally worked. MBL.

#228 (0) - Sep 30, 2009 01:06 AM by garrrrii - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (21) - FAIL! This is Crap! (5)

Today, I told my uncle I was going to the NBA. He laughed and said "brown man can't jump." MBL.

#106 (0) - Sep 17, 2009 05:46 PM by player4u - Miscellaneous - I giggled, you are Brown! (59) - FAIL! This is Crap! (15)

Today, my mom came home really pissed after work and went to the kitchen to cool down. MBL.

#240 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 01:03 AM by sanct - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (21) - FAIL! This is Crap! (6)

Today, my Hindi teacher asked 14 Indian kids out of the 20 kids in our class how many of us were pre-med majors. When no one raised their hands, she said, "Chi chi, Tum log acche hindustani nahi hai." Apparently, in order to be a good Hindustani, you must go into Pre-Med. MBL.

#172 (0) - Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM by paperchaser - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (33) - FAIL! This is Crap! (2)

Today, my mom and I went to Metro to buy some Lemon Jell-o powder. When my mom asked the cashier where it was, my mom said \'\'Escoose me, but vere is the Jellow Yell-o?\" MBL.

#395 (0) - Jul 15, 2010 11:53 AM by Brownie - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (2) - FAIL! This is Crap! (0)

Today, I refused to eat what my mom made for dinner because I wasn't hungry. An hour later, she came storming in my room telling me how she feels that I don't love and admire her for what she does for the family because I didn't have her food for one night. MBL.

#237 (0) - Sep 30, 2009 01:25 AM by blahblah - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (59) - FAIL! This is Crap! (0)

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