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Everyday, on my 45-minute drive to and from the university, I listen to the hip-hop and rock music station at a high volume. Everyday, before pulling into the driveway on my way back, I change the station to the Desi channel and lower the volume then turn off the car. My dad uses the car after me. MBL

#329 (0) - Dec 17, 2009 09:59 PM by Fanny - Entertainment - I giggled, you are Brown! (27) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, my dad spotted a "Got Milk" billboard and exclaimed in delight, "Oh, they are selling goat milk now?" MBL

#328 (0) - Dec 17, 2009 09:54 PM by Fanny - Family - I giggled, you are Brown! (26) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, I just realized that more than 50% of the 7th Graders in my 8th Grade Algebra I class are indian. Why are Indians so smart? Dhai. That's why. MBL.

#327 (0) - Dec 12, 2009 03:59 PM by narwal13 - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (12) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today i was talking to my brown friends. I have pretty light skin, so they start making fun of me for having "white boy" skin. MBL.

#325 (0) - Dec 7, 2009 05:18 PM by h - Miscellaneous - I giggled, you are Brown! (12) - FAIL! This is Crap! (13)

Today, my dad made me clean both our washrooms , which were extremely dirty, only because , "his mom cleaned his washroom when he was young".MBL

#324 (0) - Dec 6, 2009 09:55 PM by magegurl13 - Family - I giggled, you are Brown! (3) - FAIL! This is Crap! (12)

I complained to my father that I had to walk 10 blocks in the cold and he replied: \"when I was your age I walked 20 miles to school everyday in the snow\". He lived in India. MBL.

#323 (0) - Dec 2, 2009 10:55 AM by muralir@theellisschool.org - Family - I giggled, you are Brown! (30) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

The other day my mom went to kroger and bought alot of groceries, once the guy was done ringing her up her total of $249 went all the way down to $74.89 with a million coupons.... I think she was able to get money back from kroger b/c the laundry soap was only $1 and the coupon she had was $1.50 off hahaha mbl

#322 (0) - Nov 25, 2009 01:56 AM by naruta - Money/Cheapness - I giggled, you are Brown! (22) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, my dad told me he got an iPod. When I asked him what kind, he responded "Apple." MBL

#319 (0) - Nov 1, 2009 10:05 PM by Misbah - Family - I giggled, you are Brown! (17) - FAIL! This is Crap! (7)

Today, my dad went to Albertson's and asked the workers where the "crap" was. He was talking about crepes. MBL

#318 (0) - Nov 1, 2009 10:05 PM by Shanz - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (18) - FAIL! This is Crap! (5)


HUSBAND: 25% of the time you are on the periodical anyway. WIFE: 100% of the time you are on the stupid!

#311 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 05:29 PM by linebne - Marriage - I giggled, you are Brown! (15) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today, my mom went to Walmart to buy some lettuce but came back with about 10 bags of groceries in her hand and said "I was only suppose to buy the lettuce but I couldn't stop myself." MBL.

#310 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 05:27 PM by lzza - Money/Cheapness - I giggled, you are Brown! (16) - FAIL! This is Crap! (19)

Today, a roach got inside the kebobs my mom cooked for me for about a second before she killed it. She still expected me to eat the kebobs. MBL.

#309 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 05:26 PM by coolkid - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (24) - FAIL! This is Crap! (6)

Today, my mom told me she'd be gone for about a week to my aunts house and that she's making me about 5 dishes of food and putting it in the freezer for me to eat. MBL.

#308 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 05:26 PM by khzn - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (28) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today I asked my mom if I could go out at night with my friends. She asked me "if they go jump from a cliff, would you want to also?" MBL.

#307 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 05:25 PM by jeeja - Friends - I giggled, you are Brown! (32) - FAIL! This is Crap! (5)

Today my mom asked me how school was and I said boring. She proceeded to beat me with a belan at home.MBL

#290 (0) - Oct 8, 2009 10:12 PM by KV - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (13) - FAIL! This is Crap! (14)

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