I live near Middlefield, which is practically brown central. At the Middlefield Wal-Mart Centre, paper was on sale for 25 cents. Most brown families filled their whole shopping basket with packs of line paper. MB city.

Today, I was visiting my grandparents. All they had to eat was indian food. I asked my grandma if there was any americanized food to eat. She then said "If all else fails eat muckker and jam" What's mukker? MBL.

Today, I asked my mum if I could go town with my friend. She asked if it was a boy. MBL

My baby sister was eating the coal from the fireplace, s my mother put chillies on the fire place. MBL

Today we were watching TV around 10:00 o'clock and suddenly the doorbell rings. My dad answers it to find my uncle standing outside. He said that after church in Houston he decided (without my aunts inout) to drive to Dallas. We asked where his wife was and she said "Oh, I didn't tell her I was going." After that my mom came from downstairs and started yelling that he woke her up and stuff. He wanted dinner so my mom started to make things around 10:30. Then he talked and by the time he left it was 11:30. While he was leaving he shouted back: Hey, do you think Stacy's (my dads sister) family will be awake, I wanted to stop by there and then go to some other places before driving back to Houston. I was so ashamed.

Today, my family and I went on a trip to Wild Water Kingdom. Guess what we had for lunch outside? Rice, chicken curry and Necto. MBL.

Today, my family and I went to Wild Water Kingdom. Guess what we had for lunch outside? Rice, chicken curry and Necto. MBL.

Today, my mom and I went to Metro to buy some Lemon Jell-o powder. When my mom asked the cashier where it was, my mom said \'\'Escoose me, but vere is the Jellow Yell-o?\" MBL.

Today, I had an interview and my parents bought me most expensive suits from Macy's. They told me not to remove the tags so that they would return it right after the interview. MBL

My seemingly uncool brown friend rap battled a black rapper in my school. Needless to say, my brown friend won. MBL

Today my mom made me finish the sour cream. After I was dome she took the sour cream container and put it next to the toilet. MBL

Today our family friends came uninvited at 9 in the morning . MBL

Today for the first time my mom went on the computer. She was looking for a job so she went to google and typed in "I want job" . MBL .

so i'm walking downstairs to watch tv and i see my father there watching sports. coming to the quick conclusion that it's the world cup 2010 i join him. i look up to the screen and it's a indian cricket match? i leave immediately. mbl.

Today, I asked my mom for a dollar, she gave it to me in pennies and nickles. MBL