I showed my mother this website and as she read each of the stories she complained, "i dont get why it is funny" and proceeded to tell me that i misuse my internet privileges.. I am currently posting this 10 mins after my "privileges" were revoked.. she doesnt understand how grounding works yet...

Today, my father got mad and yelled at a man for doing a U - turn in the middle of the street ... right after he did

Today, I brought some school friends over to my house to work on a project. When we reached my house one friends asks why towels were in my yard. I turn and look to find my grandmother laying out towels and bedsheets to dry all over the yard and porch! MBL.

Today, I discovered that my dad recycles his toothpicks. MBL

Today, while reading a book in my room upstairs, my dad called me on my cell phone to come downstairs to his study. When I got there, he ordered me to pick up the pen he'd dropped and hand it to him. After I'd done so, he dismissed me. MBL

The other day, my uncle told me to go get his iPod touch from upstairs. I couldn't find it, so i told him. Infuriated, he went upstairs to find it. he did, and instead of insulting me normally, he called me a "dukkan". It means bottle cap. Who the hell calls their nephew a fricking bottle cap? MBL.

I slept over at my cousin's house to play some games. In the morning my uncle told me to brush my teeth, I told him I forgot my toothbrush, He told me to use my finger with toothpaste. MBL

Today, I spent an excruciating three hours trying to study for a biology exam but couldn't concentrate for some reason. It was only after my mom finished talking on the phone in the next room that I realized her extremely loud conversation had kept me from paying attention for the whole three hours. MBL

Today, my dad spotted a "Got Milk" billboard and exclaimed in delight, "Oh, they are selling goat milk now?" MBL

Today, my dad made me clean both our washrooms , which were extremely dirty, only because , "his mom cleaned his washroom when he was young".MBL

I complained to my father that I had to walk 10 blocks in the cold and he replied: \"when I was your age I walked 20 miles to school everyday in the snow\". He lived in India. MBL.

Today, my dad told me he got an iPod. When I asked him what kind, he responded "Apple." MBL

Today, I told my 3 year old cousin that he smells like poop. He came back at me and said, "teri ma." MBL.

Today my mom asked me for my facebook login so she could panchat about her friends' kids and about all of my cousins by viewing their profiles. I now know the topic for tomorrow's one hour panchat session at the mosque: Sahira's husband's sister's (outline waali) niece's boyfriend. MLID.

Today, my mom asked me if I'm still sad that my favorite basketball player Michael Jackson had passed away. MBL.