Today, I asked my mum if I could go town with my friend. She asked if it was a boy. MBL

My baby sister was eating the coal from the fireplace, s my mother put chillies on the fire place. MBL

Today we were watching TV around 10:00 o'clock and suddenly the doorbell rings. My dad answers it to find my uncle standing outside. He said that after church in Houston he decided (without my aunts inout) to drive to Dallas. We asked where his wife was and she said "Oh, I didn't tell her I was going." After that my mom came from downstairs and started yelling that he woke her up and stuff. He wanted dinner so my mom started to make things around 10:30. Then he talked and by the time he left it was 11:30. While he was leaving he shouted back: Hey, do you think Stacy's (my dads sister) family will be awake, I wanted to stop by there and then go to some other places before driving back to Houston. I was so ashamed.

Today my mom made me finish the sour cream. After I was dome she took the sour cream container and put it next to the toilet. MBL

Today our family friends came uninvited at 9 in the morning . MBL

Today I visited Indian for the first time in six years. We rode in an auto-rickshaw and I accidentally dropped my phone, when I looked down to pick it up I realized that I was looking at the road whizzing beneath us, so much for the phone. When I confronted my parents about the matter when we got back they gave me the land line and said \\\"Here, we can now listen to who you call.\\\" I now email all my friends. MBL.

Today my mom hit me with the family curry stick MBL.

Today, my mom broke a wooden spoon when she was beating me up, and asked for my money to pay for it.MBL

I showed my mother this website and as she read each of the stories she complained, "i dont get why it is funny" and proceeded to tell me that i misuse my internet privileges.. I am currently posting this 10 mins after my "privileges" were revoked.. she doesnt understand how grounding works yet...

Today, my father got mad and yelled at a man for doing a U - turn in the middle of the street ... right after he did

Today, I brought some school friends over to my house to work on a project. When we reached my house one friends asks why towels were in my yard. I turn and look to find my grandmother laying out towels and bedsheets to dry all over the yard and porch! MBL.

Today, I discovered that my dad recycles his toothpicks. MBL

Today, while reading a book in my room upstairs, my dad called me on my cell phone to come downstairs to his study. When I got there, he ordered me to pick up the pen he'd dropped and hand it to him. After I'd done so, he dismissed me. MBL

The other day, my uncle told me to go get his iPod touch from upstairs. I couldn't find it, so i told him. Infuriated, he went upstairs to find it. he did, and instead of insulting me normally, he called me a "dukkan". It means bottle cap. Who the hell calls their nephew a fricking bottle cap? MBL.

I slept over at my cousin's house to play some games. In the morning my uncle told me to brush my teeth, I told him I forgot my toothbrush, He told me to use my finger with toothpaste. MBL