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Category: Food

Today, I was visiting my grandparents. All they had to eat was indian food. I asked my grandma if there was any americanized food to eat. She then said "If all else fails eat muckker and jam" What's mukker? MBL.

#407 (0) - Aug 11, 2010 03:01 PM by Just Vsiting - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (0) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, my family and I went on a trip to Wild Water Kingdom. Guess what we had for lunch outside? Rice, chicken curry and Necto. MBL.

#397 (0) - Jul 19, 2010 03:39 PM by White- washed brownie - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (1) - FAIL! This is Crap! (0)

Today, my family and I went to Wild Water Kingdom. Guess what we had for lunch outside? Rice, chicken curry and Necto. MBL.

#396 (0) - Jul 19, 2010 03:37 PM by Brownie - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (0) - FAIL! This is Crap! (0)

Today, my mom and I went to Metro to buy some Lemon Jell-o powder. When my mom asked the cashier where it was, my mom said \'\'Escoose me, but vere is the Jellow Yell-o?\" MBL.

#395 (0) - Jul 15, 2010 11:53 AM by Brownie - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (2) - FAIL! This is Crap! (0)

Today for the first time my mom went on the computer. She was looking for a job so she went to google and typed in "I want job" . MBL .

#388 (0) - Jun 22, 2010 06:22 AM by preet610 - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (17) - FAIL! This is Crap! (3)

Today, my mom made curry chicken. My hair is so think it absorbs any strong smell around. When I took my dog for a walk, all the Indians who walked by smiled at me. MBL.

#370 (0) - Apr 21, 2010 05:47 PM by natalia - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (21) - FAIL! This is Crap! (3)

Today i went into the freezer to get some ice cream, got excited as my favorite flavor was in there, opened up the tub to find left over dinner mushed together. MBL.

#342 (0) - Jan 10, 2010 05:45 PM by brownj - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (76) - FAIL! This is Crap! (6)

Today, my dad went to Albertson's and asked the workers where the "crap" was. He was talking about crepes. MBL

#318 (0) - Nov 1, 2009 10:05 PM by Shanz - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (29) - FAIL! This is Crap! (7)

Today, a roach got inside the kebobs my mom cooked for me for about a second before she killed it. She still expected me to eat the kebobs. MBL.

#309 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 05:26 PM by coolkid - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (34) - FAIL! This is Crap! (12)

Today, my mom told me she'd be gone for about a week to my aunts house and that she's making me about 5 dishes of food and putting it in the freezer for me to eat. MBL.

#308 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 05:26 PM by khzn - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (46) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

3 days ago I ate my mom's Haleem. Since that day, I have used the shitter 6-8 times a day. MBL.

#287 (0) - Oct 8, 2009 01:09 AM by oh.no.diarrhea - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (51) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today, my mom cleaned all the plastic forks and spoons that we ate with and put them back in the drawer for next time. MBL.

#281 (0) - Oct 8, 2009 01:02 AM by a213 - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (64) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today, I ate McDonalds and asked for two buffalo sauces. While I was only able to complete one sauce, I saved the other sauce in the fridge as back up. MBL.

#275 (0) - Oct 6, 2009 01:06 AM by Justin Case - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (53) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today, Rachael Ray was cooking Indian food on the Food Network. My mom immediately felt threatened and told me to turn off the television. MBL.

#273 (0) - Oct 6, 2009 01:05 AM by rrfnet - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (33) - FAIL! This is Crap! (7)

Today, my mom asked me what did one milk say to the other one in our fridge? "What is up dood?" She laughed nonstop for 2 minutes. MBL.

#247 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 01:07 AM by gotd00d - Food - I giggled, you are Brown! (59) - FAIL! This is Crap! (2)

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