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Today I was just spinning my little brothers hat in my hand because I was bored and then my mom sees me and gasps and yells at me " What are you doing? STOP that! your brother will get a headache if you spin his hat like that" and then shes mad at me for the whole day. He didn't get a headache but I got one from all her yelling. MBL

#361 (0) - Mar 20, 2010 03:20 PM by mysecretebrownlife - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (7) - FAIL! This is Crap! (24)

Today, I told my mom my stomache was hurting very much, she said the same thing she always says to me, "go to the 'baaathroom'." She thinks taking a shit will cure every stomache ache. MBL.

#258 (0) - Aug 1, 2002 12:54 PM by poopie - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (41) - FAIL! This is Crap! (2)


Funny glycodin commercial.

#235 (0) - Sep 30, 2009 01:13 AM by gYgc - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (13) - FAIL! This is Crap! (2)

Today, my dad had to go to the ER for digging too far in his ear with his car keys. MBL.

#232 (0) - Sep 30, 2009 01:10 AM by dung - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (55) - FAIL! This is Crap! (3)


This is why my dad never runs on the treadmill.

#231 (0) - Sep 30, 2009 01:09 AM by hehe134 - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (16) - FAIL! This is Crap! (0)

Today, I went to the gym and got a free 7 day trial. This is my 10th time getting it, each with different names. MBL.

#209 (0) - Sep 28, 2009 01:03 AM by guym - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (37) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, my dad started picking his ears with the car key even though the Q-Tips were right in front of him. MBL.

#192 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 04:32 AM by Q - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (23) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, I found out that I have hair in places I shouldn't. MBL.

#191 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 04:30 AM by imhurry - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (23) - FAIL! This is Crap! (6)

Today, I turned 19 years old. My mom keeps telling me that I'm actually "going on 20" therefore I am 20 years old. MBL.

#188 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 04:19 AM by oldf - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (23) - FAIL! This is Crap! (5)

Today, my new roommate asked me why there is an empty wet gatorade bottle by the tiolet. MBL.

#181 (0) - Sep 23, 2009 01:41 AM by crapper - Health - I giggled, you are Brown! (51) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

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