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Today, I woke up and notified my mother of my SAT score, 2250. My mother jolted up, angry, asked me why it wasn't above 2300, and told me I should retake it. MBL

#377 (0) - May 20, 2010 04:53 PM by Buddha - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (16) - FAIL! This is Crap! (5)

I got a 99 on my really hard bio final. When I told my dad, he said okay, but where's the other point. MBL.

#376 (0) - May 19, 2010 04:33 PM by don'tworry about it. - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (22) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, my dad yelled at me because my lowest grade was a 92 in history. MBL

#374 (0) - May 17, 2010 06:54 PM by girlindisquise - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (16) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

Today, I just realized that more than 50% of the 7th Graders in my 8th Grade Algebra I class are indian. Why are Indians so smart? Dhai. That's why. MBL.

#327 (0) - Dec 12, 2009 03:59 PM by narwal13 - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (21) - FAIL! This is Crap! (6)

Today my mom asked me how school was and I said boring. She proceeded to beat me with a belan at home.MBL

#290 (0) - Oct 8, 2009 10:12 PM by KV - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (24) - FAIL! This is Crap! (16)

At my graduation, instead of yelling and screaming my name when I got up, my family decided to play the dole and scream "hoy hoy hoy!" MBL.

#270 (0) - Oct 6, 2009 01:03 AM by oohgod - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (54) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today, we had a pop quiz in math and every brown person pulled out their TI-89 calculators while I had a regular scientific calculator. They all stared at me like I was stupid. MBL.

#268 (0) - Oct 6, 2009 01:02 AM by ahejab2 - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (26) - FAIL! This is Crap! (6)

Today, I realized that the only people who ride bicycles with baskets around my campus are Indians. MBL.

#254 (0) - Oct 3, 2009 02:38 AM by oh indians - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (27) - FAIL! This is Crap! (5)


Anyone else notice the teacher in the back jammin' to the beat?

#243 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 01:05 AM by YEahhh - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (8) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Today, I found a box of all the pens and pencils I found on the floor through out highschool. I never used them. MBL.

#241 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 01:03 AM by pop32 - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (17) - FAIL! This is Crap! (3)

Today, my mamu tried to trick me to go into Pre Med by showing me the 2010 mercedes benz he bought. It totally worked. MBL.

#228 (0) - Sep 30, 2009 01:06 AM by garrrrii - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (20) - FAIL! This is Crap! (5)

Today, an auntie started to brag to my mom about her son being so smart and athletic. All I could think about was how only if she knew how big of a dumbass and pothead he is, that'll shut her up. MBL.

#218 (0) - Sep 29, 2009 01:02 AM by xifol - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (34) - FAIL! This is Crap! (0)

Today we watched Dhoom 2 in history. I felt proud of myself for being able to understand EVERYTHING they were saying. However, what really made my day was the sight of two goras walking out of the class singing "Doom Macha-lay Doom Macha-lay Doom". They think they know everything about Bollywood. MBL.

#196 (0) - Sep 26, 2009 02:27 AM by Vhere\'sThePartyYaar - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (37) - FAIL! This is Crap! (3)

Today, my father called me "dump" for getting a B+ in Calculas. I don't know what sucks more, being called dumb or being referred as the dump. MBL.

#194 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 04:34 AM by dumbodump - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (20) - FAIL! This is Crap! (4)

Yesterday, I sprained my ankle and my mom put some yellow stubstance on it as a home made remedy. I woke up today with a permanant yellow stain on my foot. I realized this after I wore flipflops to school and everyone asked me why my foot looks like it had been urinated on. MBL.

#177 (0) - Sep 23, 2009 01:39 AM by shawnaw - School - I giggled, you are Brown! (20) - FAIL! This is Crap! (1)

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