Today, I just realized that more than 50% of the 7th Graders in my 8th Grade Algebra I class are indian. Why are Indians so smart? Dhai. That's why. MBL.

Today my mom asked me how school was and I said boring. She proceeded to beat me with a belan at home.MBL

At my graduation, instead of yelling and screaming my name when I got up, my family decided to play the dole and scream "hoy hoy hoy!" MBL.

Today, we had a pop quiz in math and every brown person pulled out their TI-89 calculators while I had a regular scientific calculator. They all stared at me like I was stupid. MBL.

Today, I realized that the only people who ride bicycles with baskets around my campus are Indians. MBL.

Today, I found a box of all the pens and pencils I found on the floor through out highschool. I never used them. MBL.

Today, my mamu tried to trick me to go into Pre Med by showing me the 2010 mercedes benz he bought. It totally worked. MBL.

Today, an auntie started to brag to my mom about her son being so smart and athletic. All I could think about was how only if she knew how big of a dumbass and pothead he is, that'll shut her up. MBL.

Today we watched Dhoom 2 in history. I felt proud of myself for being able to understand EVERYTHING they were saying. However, what really made my day was the sight of two goras walking out of the class singing "Doom Macha-lay Doom Macha-lay Doom". They think they know everything about Bollywood. MBL.

Today, my father called me "dump" for getting a B+ in Calculas. I don't know what sucks more, being called dumb or being referred as the dump. MBL.

Yesterday, I sprained my ankle and my mom put some yellow stubstance on it as a home made remedy. I woke up today with a permanant yellow stain on my foot. I realized this after I wore flipflops to school and everyone asked me why my foot looks like it had been urinated on. MBL.

Today, my Hindi teacher asked 14 Indian kids out of the 20 kids in our class how many of us were pre-med majors. When no one raised their hands, she said, "Chi chi, Tum log acche hindustani nahi hai." Apparently, in order to be a good Hindustani, you must go into Pre-Med. MBL.

Today, my new roommate asked me what I wanted to specialize in the medical feild. I told him I was actually studying finance. He assumed that because I'm brown I'm forced, against my will, to become a doctor. MBL.

Today, my mom applied as a lunch lady at my highschool so she can make sure I eat right. MBL.