My seemingly uncool brown friend rap battled a black rapper in my school. Needless to say, my brown friend won. MBL

In elementary school, I was always the only Indian in my class. My classmates would ask me to say their name in Hindi once they found out I could speak another language. I would oblige them by pronouncing their names with a thick Indian accent. MBL.

Today, i realized there are huge gaps between the posting dates. I am guessing it\'s because us browns are too busy studying to be posting stories on the internet? MBL.

Today, a random girl comes up to me at school and says, "You're the Daal in my Chavaal.". MBL.

Today, I noticed that I enjoy laughing at other brown peoples brown moments on MBL. MBL.

Every week, my brother mows the lawn and my sisters, my mom, and I then go sweep all the grass off the driveway. My sisters and I use brooms; my mom uses the bundle of reeds she tied together with a strip of cloth. MBL

Today i was talking to my brown friends. I have pretty light skin, so they start making fun of me for having "white boy" skin. MBL.

Today my mom texted me saying "Hey bata, cell me." I think she said trying to say, "Hey beta, call me." MBL.

Today, my mom still tells all the uncles and aunties that the way I got so tall was because I play a lot of basketball. I still don't know how she justifies this but they all believe her. MBL.

Today, my brown friend asked me where her "mo-by-al" phone was. MBL.

Today, the electricity went out in my apartment and I found myself automatically looking for the generator like I was back in Pakistan. MBL.

D.S.T. = DESI STANDARD TIME

Today I went 5 over the speed limit and my mom started calling me a "jungli" for speeding. MBL.

Every time I drive with my mom she glances at the speedometer every 30 seconds to make sure I am right at or under speed limit. MBL.

Today, my mom was learning how to search in google and couldn't find the letter "s" key. After 60 seconds of searching, she gets frustrated, slams the table and claims I hid the "s" key from her so she couldn't search for the "Sa Re Ga Ma Pa" videos. MBL.