Today, i realized there are huge gaps between the posting dates. I am guessing it\'s because us browns are too busy studying to be posting stories on the internet? MBL.

Today, a random girl comes up to me at school and says, "You're the Daal in my Chavaal.". MBL.

Today, I noticed that I enjoy laughing at other brown peoples brown moments on MBL. MBL.

Every week, my brother mows the lawn and my sisters, my mom, and I then go sweep all the grass off the driveway. My sisters and I use brooms; my mom uses the bundle of reeds she tied together with a strip of cloth. MBL

Today i was talking to my brown friends. I have pretty light skin, so they start making fun of me for having "white boy" skin. MBL.

Today my mom texted me saying "Hey bata, cell me." I think she said trying to say, "Hey beta, call me." MBL.

Today, my mom still tells all the uncles and aunties that the way I got so tall was because I play a lot of basketball. I still don't know how she justifies this but they all believe her. MBL.

Today, my brown friend asked me where her "mo-by-al" phone was. MBL.

Today, the electricity went out in my apartment and I found myself automatically looking for the generator like I was back in Pakistan. MBL.

D.S.T. = DESI STANDARD TIME

Today I went 5 over the speed limit and my mom started calling me a "jungli" for speeding. MBL.

Every time I drive with my mom she glances at the speedometer every 30 seconds to make sure I am right at or under speed limit. MBL.

Today, my mom was learning how to search in google and couldn't find the letter "s" key. After 60 seconds of searching, she gets frustrated, slams the table and claims I hid the "s" key from her so she couldn't search for the "Sa Re Ga Ma Pa" videos. MBL.

Today, I saw this really cute brown kid in my class. After my teacher called attendance, I immediately got on facebook to find him and contemplated whether or not to add him as a friend. MBL.

Today, I went to church wearing a sleeveless shalwal kurta and got called a slut. MBL.