I showed my mother this website and as she read each of the stories she complained, "i dont get why it is funny" and proceeded to tell me that i misuse my internet privileges.. I am currently posting this 10 mins after my "privileges" were revoked.. she doesnt understand how grounding works yet...

Today, i realized there are huge gaps between the posting dates. I am guessing it\'s because us browns are too busy studying to be posting stories on the internet? MBL.

Today, my father got mad and yelled at a man for doing a U - turn in the middle of the street ... right after he did

Today, a random girl comes up to me at school and says, "You're the Daal in my Chavaal.". MBL.

Today i went into the freezer to get some ice cream, got excited as my favorite flavor was in there, opened up the tub to find left over dinner mushed together. MBL.

Today, I brought some school friends over to my house to work on a project. When we reached my house one friends asks why towels were in my yard. I turn and look to find my grandmother laying out towels and bedsheets to dry all over the yard and porch! MBL.

Today, I discovered that my dad recycles his toothpicks. MBL

Today, while reading a book in my room upstairs, my dad called me on my cell phone to come downstairs to his study. When I got there, he ordered me to pick up the pen he'd dropped and hand it to him. After I'd done so, he dismissed me. MBL

On the day before christmas my dad told me to make sure and "rape" all the gifts. Of course he meant for me to WRAP all the gifts. MBL.

The other day, my uncle told me to go get his iPod touch from upstairs. I couldn't find it, so i told him. Infuriated, he went upstairs to find it. he did, and instead of insulting me normally, he called me a "dukkan". It means bottle cap. Who the hell calls their nephew a fricking bottle cap? MBL.

I slept over at my cousin's house to play some games. In the morning my uncle told me to brush my teeth, I told him I forgot my toothbrush, He told me to use my finger with toothpaste. MBL

Today, I noticed that I enjoy laughing at other brown peoples brown moments on MBL. MBL.

Today, I spent an excruciating three hours trying to study for a biology exam but couldn't concentrate for some reason. It was only after my mom finished talking on the phone in the next room that I realized her extremely loud conversation had kept me from paying attention for the whole three hours. MBL

Every week, my brother mows the lawn and my sisters, my mom, and I then go sweep all the grass off the driveway. My sisters and I use brooms; my mom uses the bundle of reeds she tied together with a strip of cloth. MBL